FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT "VEEZERS & VOZERS"
Q: What’s the difference between a Veeze and a Vozer?
A: Both of them
Q: How should I arrange my collection of Veezes and Vozers?
R: By order
Q: How can I get a second-hand Vozer?
R: Don’t even try, you crazy fuck.
Q: Should I give nicknames to my Veezes?
R: Only Lenny Chattaway and Gertrud Bermens are authorized names.
Q: I tried one of your brand new Veezes but it doesn’t work. Why is that?
R: Veezes and Vozers are not supposed to work. YOU do the job, you fat slob.
Q: What’s all the fuss about Veezes & Vozers? Is this some kind of an “intellectual” joke about this strange metaphysical feeling of spiritual emptiness?
R: We have absolutely no fun at Veezes & Vozers.
Q: Am I very?
R: No, you are less.
You have questions but you don’t speak white?
Ecriver nous en Frog et nous vous répandrons sur ta langue native…
Comments
1-If you truly love your Veezes you should wash them once a week with the use of your own bodily fluids.
2-Don’t have sexual intercourses with a Vozer. The young Veezes are much better in bed (we know, we tried!)
And Veezes do not spawn!
There one thing I'm sure of it, that's when I see two fucking bigs white square, I'm feeling killing somebody!!!!!!!!!!!!
Désolé, c'est à peu près le mieux que je peux faire en anglais!!! Mais au moins, je me force pour vous comprendre.Merci.
Zhom, tu es vraiment celui que j'apprécie le plus dans la catégorie:
"Osti qu'yé malade pis criss que j'ai hâte de voir la prochaine connerie qu'il va nous pondre!!!!!
Je sais pas comment tu le prends, mais cela se veut un compliment...
Nous vous la remercions dans le profound de vous comments en francais. « Veezes & Vozers » pense que le Canada est bilingual car il faut éprouver le respect aux ceux qui sont atteints par le Quebec.
Yes, as we always say
"Grease your Veeze!"
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