LE NEVEU DE LA MORT
Vous êtes tous de braves citoyens relativement bien informés, donc le nom du serial killer Robert Pickton ne vous est pas parfaitement étranger. En fouillant Google, à la recherche d’images de « cochons épluchés et d’adolescentes célibataires », j’ai trouvé cette lettre troublante et mystérieuse, postée sur un site de rencontres et signée Mike (ou Dave) Pickton, le NEVEU du tueur de Vancouver.
“Hi! Girls! I wish you are sexy and quiet!
My name is Mike or Dave and my mother is dead. But it’s ok. I have a job at the farm. My uncle hired me to feed the cows, wash the blood stains off the walls and entertain the chickens. I’m good at “chicken entertainment.” But I like girls better. I really like girls, they smell a bit but they’re nice. I want my girl to be sexy and quiet. Come to my place, I own a TV set, a cassette player, two chairs, a Yugoslavian AK-47, a coloring book, a real human skull and a tiny little cat that goes “meow” when I squeeze it. I love little things that I can put in little boxes, so I collect hockey cards, small rocks, butterflies, coins, stamps and flakes of dried bird shit. Let’s talk about my sexual life. Well, what is to say? I saw a vagina once in a magazine and I think it’s nice and quiet. It looks like the Evil Force in Lord of the Rings. It’s red and it vibrates. I don’t like to have sexual intercourses with big hairy uncles, my sister, meaty stuff or “Zara”, my favorite tree trunk. I want to do it with real girls like you, sexy and quiet. “Zara” told me I’m a good lover, shy at first but soon willing to take a nice and quiet girl up her butt. Some people think I’m sort of retarded but it’s not true. As you see, I can write some words, even if I can’t read them. My philosophy of life is simple: Treat others with respect or die. Will you be my friend? I’m looking for a quiet girl who loves nature, good clean fun and slaughtered pigs.”
-Mike (or Dave) Pickton
“Hi! Girls! I wish you are sexy and quiet!
My name is Mike or Dave and my mother is dead. But it’s ok. I have a job at the farm. My uncle hired me to feed the cows, wash the blood stains off the walls and entertain the chickens. I’m good at “chicken entertainment.” But I like girls better. I really like girls, they smell a bit but they’re nice. I want my girl to be sexy and quiet. Come to my place, I own a TV set, a cassette player, two chairs, a Yugoslavian AK-47, a coloring book, a real human skull and a tiny little cat that goes “meow” when I squeeze it. I love little things that I can put in little boxes, so I collect hockey cards, small rocks, butterflies, coins, stamps and flakes of dried bird shit. Let’s talk about my sexual life. Well, what is to say? I saw a vagina once in a magazine and I think it’s nice and quiet. It looks like the Evil Force in Lord of the Rings. It’s red and it vibrates. I don’t like to have sexual intercourses with big hairy uncles, my sister, meaty stuff or “Zara”, my favorite tree trunk. I want to do it with real girls like you, sexy and quiet. “Zara” told me I’m a good lover, shy at first but soon willing to take a nice and quiet girl up her butt. Some people think I’m sort of retarded but it’s not true. As you see, I can write some words, even if I can’t read them. My philosophy of life is simple: Treat others with respect or die. Will you be my friend? I’m looking for a quiet girl who loves nature, good clean fun and slaughtered pigs.”
-Mike (or Dave) Pickton
Comments
à force de rire !
Mais je crois aussi au père noël et à Pascale Wilhelmy facque...
maphto: moi aussi!
Quoique... ça ajoute du piquant. Savoir que son oncle tue. Y'a un danger, j'aime ça.